Now he obviously had a fun time because he blows his load toward the end before the ride is even over. But this strikes me as a sex stunt that could've resulted in an accidental John Wayne Bobbitt moment.
What if the roller coaster lurched or malfunctioned or did something else unexpected and she accidentally bit off his junk or did serious damage to the family jewels? That's not a whoops he could just laugh away.
My brother once told me about a true story he read about in medical school involving a man receiving a blowjob in the back row of a commercial air flight. The plane suddenly hit an air pocket and lurched wildly, causing the woman to nearly sever his johnson with her teeth.
The plane had to make an emergency landing so he could receive immediate medical care because he was bleeding profusely. Apparently you can't put a tourniquet on a nearly amputated penis so there's no easy way to stop the blood.
A blowjob in a parked car is one thing. In a moving vehicle or conveyance, it could end in a tragic punchline.
So remember, fellate responsibly.
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Robin Williams covered that years ago in "The world according to Garp"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUWnZAFfxYc&feature=youtu.be
ouch.
And the blow job video you linked to was on a tour bus, not a roller coaster. If you look to the side of the bus they are driving down a tree lined street. But it's probably more dangerous than a roller coaster. One tap on the brakes and he's singing soprano.
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