blue-haired bozo

Three years ago I wrote an entry about Ryan Lochte. That piece in a sentence: if I was a single woman, I'd do him but I wouldn't date him.

Flash forward to today. He's still a good looking man at 32 and is obviously in excellent physical condition. He has a reputation for being very gifted between the sheets. He just has no intellectual depth.

So I guess it's not a surprise that he recently dyed his hair light blue. It's about the same shade as elderly women with a weekly blue rinse to hide the yellow in their white hair.

IMHO, Lochte looks terrible. His hair is now goofy and ages him by twenty years. I can't imagine other women find it attractive.

The lights are on but nobody's home at Ryan's place.