orlando bloom's penis

The entertainment media has been in paroxysms over the last few days after a British tabloid published full frontal nude photos of actor Orlando Bloom paddling with a dressed Katy Perry, shot by paparazzi while the two vacationed on the Italian Riviera.

Bloom has never been my favorite actor, but he will never be faulted for how he looks in his naked shots. At 39, he's in much better shape than most men his age.

But people need to get a grip. He's certainly not the first celebrity to appear in full frontal photos and won't be the last. Some well known actors like Ben Affleck have appeared full frontal in movies.

It's a penis, people. Calm down. Nearly every man has one. Most women have seen at least one. Many share a bed with someone who has one.

The world has much more important problems than celebrity cock.